ComedyActionAdventure
A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.
Cast: Steve Oedekerk, Lung Fei, Leo Lee, Hsieh Ling-ling, Lau Kar-Wing, Lin Yan, Chen Hui-Lou, Jennifer Tung, Ming Lo, Peggy Lu, Tad Horino, Tori Tran, Simon Rhee, Joon Kim, Philip Tan, Nasty Nes, Chad Stahelski, Michael Li, Jen Sung, Al Goto, Will Leong, Woon Young Park, Hiro Koda, Ron Yuan, David Wald, John Koyama, Jonathan Eusebio, Marcus Young, Elsa Cancino, James Wing Woo
Genres: Comedy, Action, Adventure
Maturity rating: PG-13
Steve Oedekerk
The Chosen One
Lung Fei
Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage)
Leo Lee
Young Master Pain
Hsieh Ling-ling
Ling (archive footage)
Lau Kar-Wing
Wimp Lo (archive footage)
Lin Yan
Dying Ling
Chen Hui-Lou
Master Tang (archive footage)
Jennifer Tung
Whoa
Ming Lo
Father
Peggy Lu
Mother
Tad Horino
Chew Fat Lip
Tori Tran
Peasant Woman
Simon Rhee
Young Master Pain's Henchman
Joon Kim
Henchman #2
Philip Tan
Grilled Face Fighter
Nasty Nes
Boom Box Henchman
Chad Stahelski
Masked Fighter
Michael Li
Stick Fighter #1
Jen Sung
Stick Fighter #2
Al Goto
Stick Fighter #3
Will Leong
Stick Fighter #4
Woon Young Park
Lone Fighter
Hiro Koda
Gang Fighter #1
Ron Yuan
Gang Fighter #2
David Wald
Gang Fighter #3
John Koyama
Gang Fighter #4
Jonathan Eusebio
Gang Fighter #5
Marcus Young
Gang Fighter with Hole in Stomach
Elsa Cancino
Bikini Fighter
James Wing Woo
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